Friday, February 25, 2011

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Editorial Petrella Cup quarter-final - FIFA Petrella X

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The Eighth Symphony: the new faces

Schicchi The orchestra comes to gaze at the stars, a concert of new entries continues


by the editorial staff of more gasante Hattrick Italy


That the Jubilee Petrella Petrella would not be a just like any other, it was understood from the beginning. And if only Deportivo Donkaiserzauker continues its tradition of cannibalism, are really lots of new faces that have been highlighted in this edition. Some already left, and many others as Spartanis Carbonators grass, however, to confirm the good showed up in recent editions, whereas others are still elbowing to earn the coveted spot in the sun for some time. Here that Real San Foca, the Grosseto city ramblers Bluff Country or seek their affirmation, in a cup as ever this year has given us surprises, random and some sweet news as the Ac Magic, genuine surprise of the day. It only remains to do is enjoy this editorial, suffered delayed, but not less gasante precedents.
now missing only three games, three epic battles that will mark the destiny legend among those who will and who will settle for socare. As usual, the supreme court only will the field.

The game of the week
Or the match not to be missed

Round of those gone-fought in the charming scene of Florence. A torrential rain accompanied the teams in the field but not precluding 'the audience a great show.

None of the matches played he has betrayed the expectations of the previous day, with 4 out of 8 games ended extra-time, but most of all, the game has caused a sensation of all is certainly the one that showed the surprise of the day: Dinamo Schicchi, a candidate for the title and Libya as indicated by the bookmakers to win the opponent's final super Deportivo, falls with fanfare terrible freshman against AC Magic, led by increasingly poetic Mirari.

During the week Mammoths did not spare the audience from the tiresome whining that precedes the regular part of the dynamic, professing safe disposal and bragging unrealistic drops in form and fake injuries. A Pre-tactical
already 'view, that does not scare the young Mirari, that just before the match declared that it intends to take the scalp of the more famous opponent "a standing cock."
Fuck standing motivated also purchase this week of two free-range chickens, the turkish Oflaz, terzinaccio assault, and the powerful son of Odin Stiglund, rocky defender full as an egg passes.
Mammoth, cunning like a fox, you know that the tactics of the opponent will be the counterattack of the restart, but after a quick look at his bench he realizes the anomaly that affects the team, relying seventy-four midfielders in the squad but not extraterrestrial a rag of a striker that can give a little 'attacking verve.
Sure of his own, still sits in the VIP convinced of victory, as evidenced by his thumb upward to show his good squire Sancho Panza and Apples, asking every five minutes to his mentor: "We will win it?", Nervously clutching a bill full amount of illegal betting megagalattico.
Mirari comes to the stadium with a laurel crown of the head in order and washed clothes in the Arno near him, anticipating the possibility of a sensational tripped.

The descent of the teams in the field confirms the scents of the evening before and counterattack for Ma.gia 3-4-3, 4-5-1 keep the ball well for us and we hope Schicchi, which retrieves the Methuselah in extremis Bojko, who still sits on the bench with several bandages on his knees, sternum, ankle and left clavicle, fresh memories of the loving care Lucaparo.
The game is intense, with a possession Bulgarian Schicchi, so that's ahead of you Ma.gia keep warm with a super-telephoto stolen from the stands to a young supporter. Jakaric Omorčin wasted the ball and the advantage in the opening, with Mammoth in the gallery yells furiously against his gibberish punctuated by an "old crap" every time, while soca Mirari loudly twice when Stiglund intercepts twice the attacks opponents, and auto-launch the counterattack by printing the first time a cross and then a housewife in the neighborhood adjacent to the stadium.
E 'which climbs into the chair so the young Matthew Calbini, produced by the quarry of Schicchi, who after a failed first time opened the scoring at the 34th, sending in raptures Mammoth but mostly Apples that the cry of no east Sardinia Italy already a foretaste of the million dollar prize to be collected.
The game seems marked, but we think the Mammoth to make sense of it, start shooting in removing the only source of the offensive team, the flying wing Skovmand, just to let that Tadeusz Bojko who abandoned his crutches in bench, is to occupy the right wing of the Exchequer delivering Schicchi de facto Mirari the keys to success.
keys that are now used by Alejandro Manzino young delantero Ma.gia of that symbol to the unexpected 66mo draw his own, sweeping the ultras who celebrate Sicilian cannoli with smoke and the moment of glory.

From this moment on Schicchi disappears from the field, as well as mammoth who left the stadium in a hurry to avoid percula.

A group of Schicchi disbelieving fans at the end of the match

In place of the Sardinian manager sits her impersonator, singer Mark Charter, which after two daring rhyming verse of his latest LP is savagely attacked by Mirari, Young Emo that rages on in defense of the noble art of poetry, of which he is a great teacher.
The poor remains Apples in its place, but only because guarded by two loan sharks Scampia, reliable sources say that they are those who have served the Sardinian capital to small to make a "very safe bet, I got a tip from a friend of mine, will be a walk" .
attacks Schicchi Ma.gia crashing on the wall, on the rhymes that sing the whole of the divine comedy hell opponent, leading him first to extra time, and leaving later in the round of the damned to 99mo, when Manzini, yet he , cool the already decomposed body of a goal of signing Schicchi 2-1, to the delight of the curve of Sicily and its president, who is celebrating in the stands uncorking two whores zone of silver.

Mammoth is not present at the press conference: rumors they give it to foment rebellion in Libya, and possibly purchase a part to be exported in Sardinia.
Apples are not just presents, but there are those who swear they saw him run really fast while trying to pay homage to two big guys with spiked clubs.
The stage remains so for all Mirari and his little great team, capable in only seven days to close the era of geological, prehistoric mammoth and then purging the first Marrundo.

A breath of fresh air in a cup, Deportivo apart, removing all the old team, now reduced to phenomena Stoppard as a circus, or scrapbook as Schicchi. In this wave of new AC Magic is the perfect incarnation of the team figure rampant, brazen and outspoken, in a challenge to the palace which is now hanging on his side the sympathies of 'public opinion.
Where will this terrible freshman? The response of 7 days, when the Gonzi CARICC of trying to stop the race.

Virgil after the game said:
"I have always supported Magic. If they win, they take you for a gitarella"



The randome week
John always knocks twice


only eight games but played in the Random Petrella, who is a friendly little person, not fail to make a visit to three matches by putting a hand to influence the result.

The first battle at which the Divine is Bluff Country vs FC Bandula, it is not a random noisy, but data to hand victory to Sir_Mc_Fly (listed at 31.92%) is unexpected and very abundant well 5 goals for Bluffers that with clever tactics and indecorous manage to grab a match that seemed destined to Bandula. Tricks worthy of the worst gangs, well summarized in this video:
Five blows that knocked Bandula, which not only have to light a candle to the God Random groped for having it good.

Another detour was reported Barzottolandia stadium, where Loss is due to additional bending of the Unistar fibavr despite a possession worthy of Juventus of days gone by, perhaps to the Loss Eleven suffer a bit 'declining Juve and gets beat in a game that had to be won at all costs (the statistics are clear, 73.95% chance of success for Loss).

Another remarkable random between Dynamo and Real Tiuz San Foca where Cremonese, leaders last week in a burglary valid for access to the knockout stages, you must bow to the God of Random and pay taxes of the last "spintarelle random (see also last league game). The fact is that with as many as 70.3% chance of victory, the Dynamo should give up the second goal in extra time of Novičić (entered the seventieth, bruised but still star of the match) and Belzal, incredulous, maybe alcohol exulting as Goofy Inzaghi had scored and when he believes it was actually a fellow to throw into it: it will end in a state of semi-unconsciousness on a sidewalk outside the stadium. The gang of Cotechino it loses another leading, after the fall of Vezzo: there remain only the color of the cream to defend the city of lard. What is the force that the city of Cremona is looking in vain for several seasons to bring up the colors grigiorossi?



's corner tactical
Why do you play Hattrick, remember ...

Welcome back to the 'now familiar and inevitable tactical angle, the angle less noob Cup Petrella.

In this latest installment of the season I would like to mention the beautiful and amazing match vs Dinamo Schicchi. AC ma.gia, after extra time ended with the unexpected victory of the freshman Mirari terrible poet.
Mammoth host its classic monolith, without attack on the wings, but unlike other times the defense will prove to be impenetrable, especially that will prove to be a major cause of the defeat of the Sardinians (remember that Italians do not feel at all ).
L 'AC ma.gia row in response an unusual 3-4-3 with two midfielders to CA' s wing as well as the two strikers as external realizing the highest rating in midfield and the only side to attack their opponents.
Although the defense with 3 leaves some doubt associated with the fast break, the team reach a respectable mirari formidable skills in tactics, thanks to 'high skill steps of the defenders in the field, the game engine also appreciates the boldness and rewards the tactic' AC ma.gia with 4 upsets in front in 99 minutes, the 'last of them decisive, is performed precisely where the' attack is not defense of the mammoth hole!
If mirari runs all right, you can not say the same of good mammoth that in addition to the replacement of noobs that has already been discussed in the "match of the week ", a host of other times weaker defense and, most importantly, it uses the tactic to attack down the flanks, with hindsight, he could make a difference having the distinct advantage of the central defense on 'opponent and attack, above all, the 'possession mirari large grants to opponents and that could have led to a number of actions to move the bands.

Sometimes the motor just seems to reward the brave and mirari it has certainly been guaranteed by freshman a place among the top 8, while mammoth regrets mistakes and promises the usual semi-bottizzazione!

's all for this edition, Thanks to all those who have followed us, noobs and not until next season!



King of Comedy
The hero of the day

Alejandro Manzino is the star of the day. Young, cheeky and irreverent is the symbol of AC Ma.gia, freshman inflamed which makes the shoes of the legendary Dynamo Schicchi, with such peace of Major and other big rossoblu on Sunset Boulevard. Manzini, Uruguay's Italian origins, arrived in the team Mirari October 2010, at the tender age of After 17 years and the only experience in the youth of La Pantufla. A diamond in the rough, that in the Sicilian team is growing every day, to become beautiful at night this Tuesday in late February. Manzino straightens the first match for Mirari, signing the 1-1 all'extratime leading the teams, then with the cynicism of the killer signs the golden-goal that sends home a prehistoric socante apparently philosophical but imagine ignited like a torch human.

Mirari Manzini and are advancing a new, fresh face of Petrella attempting to subvert the historic powers: they got tonight, who knows if it will end up in the lid off the pot?



Top and Flop
Or the gasometer of Petrella

This week's rise in the gasometer:

Ac Ma.Gia : he is the true Petrella revelation of the Jubilee Cup. After the prehistoric Marrundo, is also out of the Jurassic mammoth, a tactic that has stunned many in the field. He deserves the prize for best so far. Astro Nascente.

Cremo : now the boy has grown tall and strong walking trails lard. The only survivor of the gang of sausage, confirms its continued growth and lasting. Perhaps it is no longer a surprise, but this year it seems that the goal is the big one. Ambitious.

Real San Foca : After the Indians, is another team out of respect and tradition as Dinamo Tiuz. Belzal The team is for real, now that we are one step away from the goal, throw it all away would be stupid. Papabile.

Mammoth Apples and around the Sardinia.
clear that they have nothing to do with Italy.


Who drops this week

Dinamo Schicchi: eliminated by the excellent team tactics Mirari, forces to withdraw what remains of Major to plug the hole. But the hole is larger than the patch. Disappointing

Maltenese : here it is our Thumper! The grosseto City Ramblers beat them two to zero without any problems (including another candidate for the title) and our Thumper hides once again our heads in the sand. The bolt sometimes it works, maybe not yet ... Petrella Play It Again, Sam!

Herod Scannabelve : it was his great opportunity to show what stuff was made Mario Lemieux, against a chef tony you are starting with the underdogs, but that he could be beaten. A nice game but has condemned Herod, which can never do the last little step in this cup. Crippled.



Hello hello guys
It comes and it goes

After the farewell match of Selendy played, unfairly passed quietly for oversights media, there are more bad news for lovers of nostalgia. Today announces its withdrawal from Petrella (and the next retirement from competitive) Major Timothy, a true symbol of Dinamo Schicchi example for the young player from the front page and every time. Selendy and Maggiore, two defections that are shaking the bandwagon Petrella, and perhaps symbolizing the breath of revolt that seems to blow in this jubilee Petrella, even though we are far from the verdicts.

Selendy, 102 lots in Depor, 2 Petrelle won by the protagonist, has based his career on the sense of goals, not objectively enjoying enormous technical skills. A tip from the last 5 meters, a hawk of the penalty area, a Pippo Inzaghi hattrick, able to win the title top scorer in Petrella VI. Not very useful to the team but always in a position to win a hand, in short, a perfect player for the orchestra's soccer donzauker84.

Maggiore, 200 games in rossoblu shirt, raises a leading Petrella, the culmination of a career in alcohol, whores and sweat. Atypical player, a little 'defender, a bit' attacker, Major led the Sardinian team thanks to his innate charisma and his image as a damned genius of the ball, that have always given an edge over its value. Sniper shots from the outside and free-kicks, leaving a void in the heart of the Sardinians and journalists who are now without a reference point ink to fill the pages.

Major left the football onto the avenue of
sunset (which is also one of the whores)



Why is the Petrella Petrella!

Dear friend, I think that only he could afford Rai Luke and Paul at the Sanremo Festival, to create parodies of valuable on the political situation? Our editorial, modesty aside, it is much more prepared (though not paid) of the two hyenas in both the political and (especially) within Hattrick, and then here comes the first music product of the twisted minds that every week you will be delighted with these lines. Of course, any resemblance to real events is purely coincidental. Open the link and canticchiateci the text below!
directs the master Beppe Vessicchio sings Domenico Modugno, here "Gypsy"!


Bannami 'is fuck, Gypsy
report also my post to make him mod
also my name,
I'm not afraid because I know that I will then action!

Watch the dictionary, Gypsy
see better the meaning it has.
Tell me if it's racist or discriminatory
,
have to say that it's up to you.

But if it is written that I will take
,
as snow melts in the sun
my ban.

bannami 'is fuck, Gypsy

But if it is written that I will take
,
as snow melts in the sun
my ban.

bannami 'is fuck, Gypsy
also read that I
destiny Tell me banna,
but give me hope,
only an appeal has been for me


think this over here? But no, our authors do not bother some for only one song, and a free adaptation of texts on paper-Gattiglio, born "not that I'm Italian like you," sings the duo Bossi-Fini


We are here on the forum as
every night but you're pissed and I know because I know you
you tell me you're not Italian
you would like to secede and then let Italy ...

I do not like you are Italian
how can I be alone with you!
Sardinia! Sardinia! anything, you know
can separate us from Italy

Come here, listen
'm your native land!
I beg you, stop never separated from me

I do not like you are Italian
how can I be alone with you!
Sardinia! Sardinia! anything, you know
can separate us from Italy



And now we give the numbers
All the statistics turn left in stock

For lovers of statistics, looking for a number to play the lottery, or for people like us the staff has not a fucking better to do, here is a bit 'of numbers of these quarter-final of the Jubilee Cup Petrella.

It always maintains the highest average for goals per game with 5.1 for a total of 41 goals in 8 games played ... but above all to the king of the network anchors goals Iuri Cornacchini!

With this goal in command of the salt solitary scorer with 7 goals scored in just 5 games. Who was Batistuta? Now, however, that Herod Scannabelve is out of the competition, our IuriGol must defend themselves from the assault of followers among which Thibaut Aniello Federico Garcia and the cannibal Deportivo Donkaiserzauker Sjors Boellaard and the Bluff Country with 5 goals.

This week will not be awarded the title to the "great entertainment" ... because this second round were a unique sight. Gare hard fought and full of goals, with 50% match finished in extra time with that crap ... but that's goldengol show!

will now review the stages and find an unexpected surprise, almost a homage to the mind that has given birth to Petrella: the 1769 spectators who were crammed into "Via di Mattiolo 4" to watch the game between the Blue and Steel Spartak Gonzo! There were snacks, sandwiches and spritz for all offered by the hosts. They were afraid the 1224 people who braved the downpour that hit the stadium "La Sgnacchera" to attend to the exciting final in SOCATA Major Timothy Petrella encounter between Dynamo and AC Ma.Gia Schicchi.

It calms down the violence in stadiums Petrelliani and as a result we have spectacular performances, very few accidents (4), only two bruised and wretched a total of 5 weeks of injury gleaned from our heroes. In sharp drop even a caution, (7) and ejections (2). That the fighters have softened?

Everything unchanged accordingly in the ranking of the "bad guys" who always sees Petrella Stunned Dinamo the lead with eight yellow cards in total.

The game selected as "fight" of the day was fought between Unistar and Loss' Eleven, a highlight of the match which ended with two yellow cards, one ejection and one injury.

After attending all united at the funeral of 35 year-old Deportivo Donkaiserzauker Volker Satuffer, we announce that this week we should not write any untimely death and no hospitalization coded red. We report the subsequent closure of the holiday Funeral "Weekend Travel".

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