Rude awakening
excruciating pain
empty pockets.
20/08/2010
Cynthia Gargiulo
Ouch! Son of teeth ... pain in every sense! by Cynthia Gargiulo is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-No Derivative Works 2.5 Italy License
And indeed it did.
cat Glitter I love you.
Glitter Cat and I travel to Piccadilly.
I think I'm one of the most awkward and clumsy that exist on earth, so that I do just for you. About me gravity has a devastating effect. I break objects, collision with the little toe inaccessible corners and I fall to the ground just buttered toast. I consider myself as a subject be studied ....
Normally the chances that I have to touch an object and smash it into oblivion is 93%.
not want to dwell Placing an ephemeral supersensitive to be able to undo the damage done by pressing ctrl-z on a 'non-existent keyboard [yes, when you realize that it can not enforce laws on real elettronerd you feel empty and stupid], I will say to the contrary in far-fetched assumptions on the remaining 7% of cases.
SPACE DEDICATED TO START WHEN I TRY TO GIVE CREATE A SCENARIO RIDICULOUS within your cranium:
If I fall with my elbow a closet full of ash and cherry, which degrade the soil produces a sound equal to a Katy Perry concert, which is annoying and avoidable beautifully, I feel at peace with the side Godzilla that lies under my skin white. If, however, the object in question, after movements like Carla Fracci, stable and safe return to his seat, alas promises a day of bad luck. Oh yes, because the fall-not-received will remain in the air like a grain of corn which bursts late, or as quandooooo [fade out and blur, which introduces a flashback, please]: you stand there looking smeared on the couch with a bowl of popcorn on his stomach and all of a sudden, during the scene of the scariest movie among the scariest most frightening movie in the history of films that are more frightening, from the bottom of the bowl comes the sound era, popcorn everywhere, you emit a shriek so sharp that the actors of the movie you were viewing, stop, look at you and wonder if you really worried all is well.
Living in the classic calm before the storm is never pleasant. You know, you know, the catastrophe around the corner and there you smiled mockingly. Just one false move with a sneeze and destroy Westminster. Would you like to take refuge in the house and wait for the INEVITABLE inconsolable whimpering under the covers, as after reading an article that highlights the vocal and artistic talents of Justin Bieber. And you decide to leave.
Each step is a relentless pace toward your destiny that you obviously do not save the figures of m *** a. Yet now you should have signed a truce or something like that. Reach the busiest point of the whole of London, perhaps in front of the exit tube of Leicester Square and in less than no time ... .. BOOM six glide on her knees, dragging on the pavement even your dignity. Around your grotesque there is formed a gap, through some merciful stops in relief operations while looking for the invisibility cloak to harry potter - shit, I left it in the other bag! - A split second later, with an agile leap in style Orfei, you're back on their feet. Red-faced and dirt on the knees .... Muttered a: yeah I'm fine and chuckled pretending it did not happen anything ... eh-look-a-po'-the-case at that time was passing across the street parade of young sgnaccheri. Well at least I caught their attention.
Thank Murphy, but soon find out your home address, or even perpetual motion of buttered toast tied to the back of a cat can save you from the day of reckoning. Meanwhile, you owe me a new pair of pants.
* Tip: If after a night of strange dreams and omens warning you wake up and you have the impression that the world is behind you confabulating, Arm yourself with armor and barricaded in the house, damn ! One day you'll thank me.
Do not mention it, though.
Today, during a great ride through the streets of Covent Garden, I found a place of perdition will become one of my absolute favorite destinations. This is a vintage shop that sells used clothes. There are many here in London but this is the best. Good prices and spectacular entourage. Not having anything in particular to buy, because my bank account is similar to a useless black hole of despair, I decided to just give a look. Result? I made the deal more affordable profits 10 [I reiterate the point] years. A purple and black checkered jacket, which will become my fetish. Price: 5 pounds. but only after taking her home and discovered that I wear is also made in Italy. ... tell me if these are not coincidences!
NO.
What monosyllable cheerful.
From accurately place in any speech to avoid embarrassing situations. It comes back to you immediately smile.
also consider the practical side, the less oxygen wasted, less work for the lungs. No redundant phrases that both the average concentration of an average listener is about 2 minutes [if male 35 / 2].
PERSON A: Talk
PERSON B: pretend to listen, disguising the distraction with facial expressions, which even Jim Carrey . And, meanwhile, thinks
Where do I park? But I came in the car? Oh no ... but then by what means transport are arrivat ahhhh ... my sister gave me a ride. Oh sure, grew up in a hurry eh, the license already, the next time I go out drinking and me in a bad, use it as a taxi. Teh think, if there was teletrasposrto I would not be here to think of gasoline. But oh, with all the money invested for research, scientists might also sti us a little thought ... two calculations in bad shape, space-time and quantum physics and bona there that we have solved. Speaking of physics, I must remember to set the timer to record the big bang theory , I've already lost too many points.
We start from the background:
My roommate, Mel, back from a trip to Italy speedy-it succeeded to an extraordinary number of magazines pleasantly frivolous, exhausting to fight boredom Airport . The evening before I even have this source of rubbish and the various articles that I recommend to wear fluorescent and take inspiration from that lady gaga as a fashion knows, my eye falls on a series of pages graphically treated from scooby doo, filled with cliches and disconnected phrases. And then we read my horoscope.
I have treated 3. Conflicting opinions about my destiny, you do not understand anything except that they are probably emotionally and economically doomed, but mercury and uranium Venus salutes him by the horns with Saturn, the moon and the sun play a trump card so I could have a hope after the second decade January. Well, fortunately.
But all engagements lightning Paul Fox had promised, they ended up?
Ohhh ... look at the dust atmofericoooooooo
finally got to see the new film by Sofia Coppola. In
streaming.
I think I lost important pieces of the frame because the cute fairy who has taken it all every now and then cut off the heads so as to recreate the typical anxiety splatter horror film in which decapitated bodies come to life and speak using telekinetic techniques unknown to us being endowed with the skull and jaws. But comunquenondivaghiamo.
<< I do not want to stay here to do a film critic, that not even pay me to give my opinion and show my legs on television, here are free, for the glory, look at woman in the audience that there is no need for yelling at me with that 'ugly hoarse voice because not even want me in this transfer are I have to insist so much, and now here I am, and she just can not do anything.>>
While trying to pronounce phrases from the faux intellectual content, looking in a room with lewd and do not care, I do the 'wink at 'operator trainee who abruptly told me to cut it short, I settle coffins and push-ups and .... but heck the lights of this study are too strong ....
open my eyes and the mirror of my London-WC with a brush in hand to mo 'microphone and the hair dryer that I only fan the right side of the head. The hair on the left side are not even wet the baby of the ring ...
And what was I talking about?
Ah seh ... Somewhere. with the participation of Giorgia Surina which reads in English and is not even capable of autodoppiarsi in Italian, Simona Ventura, Valeria Marini and Laura Chiatti. Useless and annoying as a bubble on the wallpaper has been applied to the wall. Cristian De Sica was missing right and we were full.
Sofia, if you need, the next time you ask me .... I appear for free.
Since I have yet to see the last 5 minutes of film I can not give an objective opinion about it, though ... mmmm ... sorry but where is the makeup artist who lacks little to direct. Makeup, make-up please!
3-2-1 Action!
not. Not in those days when you could wear pants theory of any kind and form and color do not feel lonely and ridiculous in the midst of many other women in your same situation who wear pants of any kind shape and color, but more because axillary, eh ... you know when you're not agile, able to dive with a parachute, to the wheel and slip into the boxes of shoes as a contortionist with one hand while driving a hang glider to retrieve a lost ancient vase and the other challenges rock - paper - scissors - lizard - spock your roommate to decide who touches empty the garbage this week. I mean other day. Those in which even the sight of another human being irritates you to the metaphysical level. That when you look in the mirror you would like to bury you under several blankets and a pound of empty DVD cases wearing a pink wig. I'm talking about the sales period.
analyze the scenario.
CASE 1: You spent the night in a tent located in a tactical choice to duty after taking:
- angle of the sun,
- drafts
- presence of high and low tide influenced by lunar phases
Good. You had a great idea about ... ...
you wake up, disturbed by noise morning traffic, open the zip of your sarcophagus of cloth and inhaling a gentle breeze as the sun lightens your hair right now, they really suck.
OPEN PARENTHESIS will have breathed the whole night inside a pyramid-shaped building made mostly of unknown materials, it is recreated on the walls of a condensate dioxide carbon that would not be enough to eradicate the Amazon forest, but even the hours of physical education in junior high, (when the hormones was a young preteen girl made you sweat so embarrassing, that if you wore a t-shirt blue to deep blue at the end) so make your mane. Paglia. E 'straw. And I've lost inside the comb. CLOSED PARENTHESIS.
CASE 2: If, as I believe it is more humanly plausible, have decided to stay inside your home, have breakfast, and then a doccettina to leave the house at 10:40 " that both mica will all be there waiting balances" and let's stop for gas in reserves ... who are prepared to face the Notorious SEVEN SHIRTS superhuman effort to survive this unforgettable experience.
Odysseus dear, if only every now and then I crossed the threshold of your building to the shopping, without sending you all the Penelope, which was also weave pants, you'd easily avoided by turning around like an idiot for 7 years (they were more than 7 right?), desperate because oh no, I can not find my way home that there are barriers. Telemachus would have grown without the syndrome of abandonment and your dog would not die, eaten by fleas.
masochistic But back to the practice of shopping from balances. Reach the center of town is not ANY point and enough. Do not even know how and when it is formed that queue of cars, but more importantly, why you found us both in half. Put your mind at rest so that your lane will be one in which the traffic flows. Turn on the radio. And what if you do not talk about people's scalp to grab the last scarf cristian-Delon de les cojons that is 170% discount, but that still costs 500 gozziladollari. That makes you even more nervous and wanted to spend the money it makes your fingers tingle, as you open your wallet and throw a wad of € 20 out of the window, with a compulsive movement. Now you're better, but think you can find parking? But toh, it should be, a hole, but then you see that there is not many people around? You see that I made a good breakfast? Mh since I ate bacon croissant 4 despite my diet indicate to you: shake a grain of corn and carrots, I think I skip lunch. Turn the corner, here's the store that sold off the souls of the clerks. But what is it? There was an accident?!? What do they have to look at all there like that?
No dear, that's the line with lots of body guards.
A certain number of hours after entering the store you pre-selected: confused and hazy memories, someone gave you a black eye. No, I do not feel I'm dressed so that is fine with me there is too much tail to the dressing rooms. Fog fog fog, where you pay? Ah there, vah who put items next to the speakers. All of a €? But I need this ... fog and mist blur. Portfolio. But I had no money when I left? Light.
Conclusion: I had found the parking was free because the land which now lies helpless on your quattroruotemotorizzata is made of mud and dirt from hell and you will probably have to wait for the arrival summer in order to free the wheels of your car out of the mire. You are from McDonald's to break the promise made to yourself fast during a state filled with happiness and hopes pre-shopping, in tiny hand you a bag full of items for hair and never put a shirt that is too large and is likely to change but you'll have to go ...
but eh .... But where I put the receipt? Please pass me the mayonnaise?
AH BHE course, if you're a kid things are going in a completely different way. Come shop in a quiet random, a quick spin through the shelves, friendly people, good day here, welcome there ... uh what is it's a nice shirt and vah is my size. Camerino, quick look in the mirror, lift an eyebrow in approval, cash, wallet, hello and goodbye. At home to break the guitar hero!
* Council: Do not know if this is true or something like Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and Prince Charming Italian politics, but apparently the best goods is exposed at the end balances. Well Thank you very much committed harpies.
A kiss of Judas and
murmured a goodbye
after leaving
the bulky parcel
white in the living room.
The days pass slow
marked by a tablet
and un'agognata butt
always denied.
The wrinkled face
staring
away chasing chimeras.
wake time
browse memory
arriving in the port
ancient joy.
twinkle in her tired eyes
an intense glow
dimmed with the passing of the hours
is waiting
a visit ever spend.
include delusions and illusions
a year flies away.
One day at dawn
a pious day
a distant phone rings
to announce that in heaven
a new star shines.
20/06/2010
Cynthia Gargiulo